No alcohol
No nail salon
No laundry
No Lysol
No personal space
Women sub serviant elevators
Restaurants

NO ENGLISH. Taxi’s….

Greetings from the New Women, formerly known as Miserable party of 1...Today i woke up and felt 100x better. No white stuff on the tonsils, no fever, no headache, nothing...it's just like the good Chinese doctor said. "Sick Lady (cause that's what they call me) you do infusion for three days in hospital and you feel better in three days. You no do infusion, you be sick for very long time." She was right on the money...3 days whoa la - all better. Kinda scary actually, but who's asking questions? Not me! I still don't know what was in those bottle of "stuff" that injected in me for 2 1/2 hours each day...fro I know it was Windex, but I'm just go'in with it. All in all thanks for the well wises and prayers, sorry I scared some of you.On with my regular rants about this experience...I must go on the record and rescind everything I ever said about my Assistant Program Manager and my Translators. During this tonsillitis thing they were incredible....they would answer my phone and tell the clients I was in a meeting. They would dodge questions about where I was...they let me sleep for 3 days straight...they found me none Chinese Soup...brought me ice cream...and they faithfully slipped notes under my door wishing me well. They were very sweet and I would not have been able to get through it with out them.Well I'm still very tired at night so I'm going to hit the sack, I'll check back in tomorrow.Btw, has anyone kept all my emails that I sent. I want to forward them on to others and I don't have copies. Let me know if you do.

Greetings from the confinement of my hotel room....I must say today is the first day i feel a little bit better. Maybe these Chinese people know what they are talking about...they said it would start to feel better in 3 days...and today is day three and I see signs that i am getting better. I still feel like crap, but not as bad as day 1 and 2. No worries on the Mike Luzzo thing - he is only her to help, he would tell on me or get me in trouble. i just mentioned the option to Leni in case I needed to get something over here quickly they (his parents) were mt best resource. Do you think Chicken soup from Arnie & Richie's will make the 16 hour plane ride (LOL) didn't think so. Oh well I'll survive.Okay well I'm off to the hospital to get my finial infusion (I hope) I'll check back later.Love you,Bean

So my worst fear came true today...I was brought to the hospital this morning. Last night I began to feel a tickle in my throat...I woke up this morning to tonsils that were not only the size of golf balls, but completely white and covered with puss. My ears were killing me and I had a fever. Never is my life have I gone down so fast...one minute I was fine the next minute I couldn't stand up. The doctor says I have tonsillitis. At about 8:30am I went to the local hospital with my translator...my fever was 35.4 C (still don't know what that is in F) the doctors and nurses took one look at my throat and started my on an antibiotic IV drip...I left the hospital at about 1:30pm. I'm back in my room now - gonna go to sleep, I'll check in later.

Are we done yet?

I am so over Beijing...the Olympics...and most of all having to be cheery and sweet ALL THE TIME! I feel like April...I don' know how she does it - it's exhausting!

Anywhoo I just completed my first cycle. I had 42 guests who were here for 3 days. They all departed today. I think things went well. I got a $100 tip from a fmaily who lives in manhatten. I really liked them. It was a jewish man who was married to a chineese woman, sound familar mommy? They were awesome - I told them about Josh and Yueng...but they didn't know each other. I also got invited to Austrailia by two different sets of guests. SO who knows, next stop....Australia? (Leni you can start planning)

My new guests are arriving as we speak. The good news is I worked out all my kinks with the old guets, so when this group arrives I'll REALLY know what I'm talking about vs. the first group where I made it up as I went along.

The only problem is each time you get a new group you have to "start all over again" with the same 100 questions and same restaurants and tourist locations as the previous group. When this is all over I would have visited the Forbidden City, Tienanmen Square, and the Great wall 6 times. In case your wondering...that's 5 times too many. Especial since it's 200 degrees out side with 90% humidity...no joke you feel like you are walking in a cloud everywhere you go.

And as for the over/ under stats on whether I'm coming back fatter or skinnier...it's a draw! I only eat 1 time a day and it's generally a snicker bar (their a sponsor) and/ or McDonald's (their a sponsor too)...and diet coke - I don't even like diet coke...but at least I know it's safe.

Hmmm what else can I tell you about my misery....Oh yeah two of my new clients I met today are from Miami!!!! Never in my life have I been so happy to see "my Cuban people" and hear their broken english...It's music to my ears and ten times better than anything I hear areound here.

I'm over my tanslators too - I'm at the point were I just laugh casue I'm so annoyed, it doesn't even make sense to be mad. And I pretty much feel the same way about Assistant...over him too. (:::thinking to myself::: Guess I didn't have it so bad with David & April - Awe what I would do to hear them bickering in teh back ground again and breaking up fights)

Well okay - I think that's enough complaining for now. In case your wondering I'm still loving the experence and learning new things everyday - but just like to vent and I knew you ALL would listen.

By the way - I got to go to the Open Ceromoney - AMAZING! I also went to Gymastic yesterday - that was cool. I let me Assistant go to the US vs. China game...so I'll catch basketball next time. One of the other people on my team went to swimming yesterday and saw Michael Phelps break the world record...she said it was cool. I have swimming later this week. So I'll let you know how it is...

Until next time.....
PS
I miss Bruiser !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (oh and you all too)

Greetings and salutations from event planning HELL...

This most likely be my last email for a while...things are getting quite busy, and my free time (actually it's not free, I just have time to pee and than back to work) is becoming more and more limited. Tonight when faced with the choice to go to dinner or back to my room to rest - I went to my room just be away from people for an hour and decompress. My dinner last night was Oreo's, cashews, dried soybeans, and tea.

The learning is still unbelievable...however I take something back. When I first came here I thought this company was "different"...but they're not - they're just like the rest of us...chasing it - not always having all the answers, and just "winging it". They use phrases such as "all scheduled no matter how well planned are subject to change". Bottom line all day long you fitting square pegs into round holes....my solution, get a bigger hammer!

To my MDM family, I almost died yesterday when one of the directors stood up and gave the "swim like duck speech". I damn near fell out of my chair. I started to laugh and thought oh geeze, here we go.........paddel'in our asses off underneath the water.

The city, airport, restaurants, hotels, streets, etc are really starting to fill up - you can tell the games are only days away.

The airport for example is ridiculous...just and FYI when the Olympics decided to come to Beijing air carriers did not increase any of their flight schedules to accommodate the increase in travel. Reason being, when a carrier adds a flight to its schedule they have to committee to it for 3 years. This wasn't worth it for the carriers so they left it status quo...therefore ever flight that arrives is packed with tired, excited, nervous, people.

What needs to be reminded is that this is a packed city to begin with. And even though the Olympics are here folks still need to function...and here in lies the problem.

Some fun facts...or maybe not so fun -
All locals are extremely punctual for work - they actually show up 30 mins prior. As much as this sounds like good thing it gets annoying after a while...we've started lying to our hostess (translators) and giving them later times to be here. Don't really have thins problem in Florida.
Here's a good one - taxi cabs don't have to take you if they don't want to. What happens is you get in a taxi and the translator tell him where I wants to go...if he doesn't want to go there (it's too far away, too close, rush hour, etc) he will scream NO! and point to get out of the car. First time it happened I was quite shocked, but now I'm a regular - when they scream at me at just roll my eyes and get out of the cab and wait for the next one.
Where ever you shop...grocery, walmart, etc. you have to pay for your plastic bag that your goods go in. It a very interesting concept - I think America should do the same.
One thing that I have realized while being here is how America is the 800 pound gorilla. We are viewed as wasteful people to who abuse all our luxuries...and you know what - I tend to agree with them.

Just found out the other day that my hostesses who live at the university do not have power after 11pm. This is a gov't regulation. At the university they turn the power off at 11pm. And can only take hot showers every other day.
There are over 32,000 journalists here. We have been told that this is the single largest gathering of journalist ever.
800,000 stories will be written about the games and the 10,000 athletes who are here competing.
At the opening ceremony there will be more than 90 heads of state in attendance...can any way say "road closures

The food situation is getting out of control...to say the least I'm over it and don't care if I ever see chinese food again.

My most recent cravings are:
Cheese it's
Salad - Actually Olive Garden Salad (a note regarding salad (when you can order it)..the ONLY dressing they have is thousand Islands - gross!)
American Bar-B-Q...hot dog, hamburgers, baked beans, corn....

Lastly, I keep getting asked "what are you doing over there"...here's just a little insight:
We will be moving 60k people around Beijing, in years past - it was never more than 20k
Managing 540 sedans, 310 buses, 900 staff, 650 host/ hostesses (translators), 700 drivers (who not speak English)
400,000 background checks
90,000 police and 600,000 security volunteers
Our company alone has 110 coach buses going to Open Ceremonies
Managing 3,500 hotel rooms, 65,000 room nights (note one 5 star hotel we have guests staying in was schedule to open on Friday and pushed back there opening until today...it's still not open)
Food & beverage: 200,000 meals, dining at 33 different restaurants, 2 major hospitality villages (one being the village for the entire Olympics committee), 22 hospitality suites through out the city.
Program includes over 5,000 guests. That's 5k guft bags, 5k room drops, 5k luggage pulls, 5k dailies, 5k everything.
OKay I'm outta time - back to work.

Until next time....

If you saw my subway email - you will notice the Chinese, have NO sense of personal space. Not only are they "all up on you" but the push and shove...I've learned - feel free to push back! i pushed a kid today and felt good about it - the little shit!When children are given names at birth they are given a "family name" however in their teenage years they are allowed to choose an "American Name" for example my translators names are Alice and Iris. However these names are chosen at an impressionable age therefore I have already met...Apple, Triangle, Banana, Jellyfish and my all time favorite Hong Kong King Kong....In China the stores are in sections..meaning if you go to a golf store...there are 100 golf shops on that street. If you go to a shoe store...100 shoe stores on that street. Today I was on my way to destination and I saw "Sex Machine Shop"...yup there were 100 of them.Saw Pangu Hotel today, it is one of only 2 seven-star hotels in the whole world. The other is in Dubai - gorgeousWent to a building today that is under construction (they've halted construction to cut down on pollution - in case your wondering, it's not working) when the building is completed, it will have more office space than the pentagon.FYI you are not allowed radio's in China..not music radio - two way radio's like you would use for an event...NO RADIO's anywhere, we do all planning via cell phone. April this is for you...my Assistant Program Manager says "Yes Dear"...and i didn't even have to train him - I dies laughing when he said it and thought of you (and Britton & Tim of course)Just another example of my lack of knowledge...i did not know what a concubine or unick was today on the tour and when asked by my guide did we all know what it was I said no!. Try and have a person who's first language isn't English and raised on a communist conservative country explain this to you - very awkward.The million dollar question from the states is about the pollution...it sucks. Being here for almost 10 days you really start to see how it effects your body and respiratory system. I'll save you the gross details - but bottom line you notice.Until next time...PS A lot of you have asked me if you can forward my notes to friends, family or even mutual friends of ours - and i say SURE, why not...everyone should laugh at my stories with us.

So I'm starting to feel like I'm on the TV show Amazing Race. Today we received a series of "to-do's...one of those tasks was to take the subway and find the following places....As my team and I started our day we were excited. First stop - get on the subway.The following link depicts my experience this morning - this is not a joke, it's Beijing people.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8FQsg12hoY

Climbed the Great Wall today, it sucked! (But that's because I'm a lazy bum) I would say it was a close second to completing the Marathon, in terms of work. But oh my god, once I was up there...it was amazing! Here's a little fact.It is the only human work that can be seen from the moon.Also went to the Ming Tombs today too - we have to visit all these tourist places and learn about them as we will be taking clients to each one of these places when they are here. My sigh seeing tomorrow - the Beijing Airport...gotta love that! Hi-ho-hi-ho, back to work I go.Until next time

I saw today a father holding his baby...probably 15/18 mo old over a cigarette stand INSIDE a nice department poop'in in the part wear you put out the cigarette...to make matters worse there is a perfectly good bathroom on every floor...I can't even find verbiage to describe it...hysterical.

So I've come to the conclusion today that I am nothing that I thought I was...if you asked me to describe myself I would say I was a down to earth chick, rough and tough with the boys, and that I am not judgmental or prejudiced....APPARENTLY NOT.
I'm know where near down to earth - my head is actually in the clouds, I had no clue about how the other side of the world lives. I am not rough and tough...I'm pissed my blow dryer doesn't work, and don't like being left alone anywhere. And worst off - I‘m judgmental about everything I see - I have a lot of work to do while here. Just another chapter in my discovery of self.

Went to WalMart today...this is where all my judgmental-ness comes pouring out, so I will not say anything...but by saying nothing I'm saying everything...(shaking my head) Oh My God!

My last crazy story for the day is I was approached my girls who we later found out were prostitutes. Dunno what they wanted with me...but it was scary, and eventually had to walk away.until next time...

So much to tell so I'll just share bullets:
had my first worm in my food, I can see how easy it is to get parasites here - CRAZY!
I have a cell phone, but the funny thing is in China no cell phones have voicemail
The Government regulates the air condition...it can't below 26C (approx 76F)
So far i have seen a WalMart, Hooters, OUtback, TGI Fridays, Hard Rock, McDonlad's, KFC, Subway, Starbucks
Until next time!

I'm here

Let me make it quick...but I'm here. I arrived yesterday and suffered a HUGE culture shock (laughing at my self) and wasn't sure this was the right decision. However today was day one of training...all I can say is Oh My God....it's fascinating all the planning and detail that goes into this...I don't care what you've done in your life, I can bet you it is NOTHING like this. I loved every minute of it, and was probably the only one excited to receive the 5inch thick 3 ring binder (I know I'm weird) - but the efficiency and detail is remarkable.All in all I should be able to get on the net at least twice a day for at least this next week. My programs start on the 7th so it gets more busy as the days go on.Just in case you need a number this is more for you mom & dad, 01065906688 room 1031....MDM staff you'll get a kick out of this...who do you think was the VERY first person to call me when I got here? Come on Johnny you should know????? LENI!!!!! Gotta love her, she can find us anywhere - what would we do without her?Okay guys...until next time.

All Journey

So how long has it been? Only 6 months, it feels like it has been years...I guess it just

goes to show I've been living under a rock. I hope this is an acceptable excuse for those of you that have emailed me or called me and are still waiting on a response...sorry!

Well let me start by welcoming my "new friends". For those of you receiving an email like this from me for the first time I feel the need to explain. About every 3 - 4 months (or maybe 6 months) I sit down and try to recap or even sometimes pour out my heart and soul on paper for all of those around the globe that I try to keep in touch with and hope appreciate the small yet heartfelt glimpse into my life.

So where did we leave off...I was leaving MDM Group, which was my career of 12 years to start my own business. (What was I thinking?) No in all seriousness it's been great - but I'll cut to chase. It seems I haven't grown up much in my "old age". As a child I always had to do things my way, which coincidently was the hard the way. No one could

give me advice or even a suggested alternative - I was doing it my way damn it, end of story.

So what would make one think I was going to enter the world of being an entrepreneur any different. Nope, no different here...everyday I sarcastically say the statement "and this is what I've learned today". It's kinda like that everything I needed to know I learned in Kindergarten poem - but guess what boys and girls. In kindergarten they don't teach you how to tell a client "back off I got this", nicely. And I don't remember the day they taught you this is how you function with only 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Oh and I know for sure there was absolutely no accounting classes on how to stretch a dollar. Stretching last

seasons "skinny jeans" to fit this season - that I know how to do. But cutting my salary in half was way worse than being the last kid picked in dodge ball. Not that I know about it first hand, I was too cool. (wink, wink)

But with the realization that this was not all fun and games it was time to get down to business, I did just that and haven't looked back since. My DoD (Department of Defense) contract is going well. I enjoy the people I work with and they trust me to do a good job for them. When I don't know something (and that's often) I ask them and without fail they

invest the time in helping me learn so I can continue to do my job. But really the biggest obstacle is the cultural differences day in and day out of government work vs corporate America. (They didn't teach that in kindergarten either)

Within the past four months I have had great successes with my business. I've done everything from non-profit events, to four-day music festivals, military events, equipment rentals, and even head-hunter work. But what it's taught me is to really hone my craft. Figure out what you like, and more importantly what your good at - and stick to it. Most

importantly remember how good you are at what you do and don't let anyone tell you any different.

Well if my life wasn't crazy enough as it is...I like to say "kinda like LaGuardia in a snow storm...arrivals and departures are all messed up" I'm at it again. My next big adventure is I am leaving July 20^thfor Beijing, China where I will be living for the next 6 ½ weeks working on the Olympic Games. My role will be a program director working Operations and hospitality for the American based companies coming to the Olympics. At this point I will try and answer every question I think you might have.

And I only know these questions because I have been asked them on a regular basis everytime I tell folks of my plans:

Beijing 101 FAQ's

1. Am I excited?

This is an understatement. The best away to explain it is like this. There are two parts to this experience. Part 1 is living in Beijing for 6 weeks. Part 2 is being involved in something as spectacular as the Olympics. Listen if the Olympics were in Atlanta - I would be just as excited. But there not - they are ½ way around the world. And I'm on my

way there.

2. Are you taking Chinese lessons?

Sure, in my spare time. (Translation) Hell no! I don't have time to do that...but I have a plan. The company that has hired me provides me with a full-time translator. He/She has their work cut out for them - cause I talk a lot.

3. Where are you staying?

I stay where the client stays and in this case it is at the Landmark Hotel

4. What is the time difference?

China is 12 hours ahead of Fort Lauderdale time.

5. What is the weather going to be like?

HOT! To quote the almanac it says "summers is in Beijing are smoldering". (I don't think this person is from Florida, or at least visited this great state in August.)

6. Are you getting any shots/ vaccines, etc?

The jury is still out on this. I will say I am prepared. I've visited my doctor and to my surprise my Doctor will be in China as part of the medical team in the Olympic Village. Therefore he kindly wrote me a prescription for everything he is bringing/ doing. It includes Hepatitis A, Malaria and a multitude of drugs "just incase"...Penicillin, Z-packs, Montezuma's Revenge, and a few others I can't think of right now. But it's safe to say - "I'm good".

7. Are you scared?

Yes! But not of China. Not of protestors. And not even of the fear of terrorists blowing the place up....you know what I'm the most scared of - yup you guessed it, THE FOOD. And the internet chain email (I have received about 6 times already) about the food in china, does not help the situation.

So there you have it...What's Maureen doing now? She's headed off to China

to work the Olympics and try to take one more step further in bettering her skills at learning as much as she can about this crazy industry of massive events. I will keep good notes during my travels and promise to touch base when I return. I leave Fort Lauderdale on Sunday July 20^th and return home August 29^th. But don't expect to hear from me for at least about a week so I can catch up on my sleep.

Until next time I'll leave you with the question I once heard... "In life do we really need to have a destination...can't life be all journey"?